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Doctor: “Can you describe the snake that bit you?” - Patient: “Yes. It looked like an angry rope. “

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

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Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf. "Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?" - "Go away! I'm crapping!"

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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I was picking up my girl. Her dad looked at me very sternly and said, I want her home by midnight, young man! - I said, What do you mean? You already own her home!

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If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

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I really dont know which kid Im supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?

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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.